dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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