i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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