My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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