ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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