let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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