By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I deserve this hangover.
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