Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Randomize
