come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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