She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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