At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
