I wanna bring you to show and tell
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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