i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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