I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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