Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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