we're blogging at a bar
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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