I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize
