I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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