you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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