My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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