It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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