My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
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