No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
