Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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