and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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