i would punch a child for taco bell
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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