dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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