I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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