This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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