at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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