Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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