# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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