Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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