I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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