the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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