we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I forgot how hot balto sounded
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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