please come you make the beer taste better
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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