Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize