Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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