You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
