oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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