I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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