everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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