Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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