what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Randomize
