Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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