I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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