Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Just cropdusted the office
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
whose ass print is on the piano?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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