Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He passed out mid-signature
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize