For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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