...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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