Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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