...so i touched it.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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