Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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