You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
pray to the hookup gods
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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