This girl is more easily done than said...
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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