Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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